Top 7 excuses for not doing your math homework!

Sep 8, 2009

  1. I had a constant amount of homework. I tried to derive its purpose, but I got nothing.
  2. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook, but I could never reach it.
  3. I am sure that I put it inside my Klein Bottle last night, but this morning I could not find it.
  4. I locked it in my trunk, but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.
  5. I wanted to, but I couldn't find its Godel Number.
  6. I did some of it - the part I have left to do, is 0.9999...


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