Funny math pickup lines

Aug 23, 2009  
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge.

Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

i = Ø when i am not with you.
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I wish you were my calculator so i could plug my natural log into you.

I wish I was sin^2(x) and you were cos^2(x), so together we could be 1.

I wish our dot product were 0 so my vector could be normal to your unit circle.

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