This is old but still... LOL
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Why asians rock at math
Jan 28, 2010I like my women like I like my math...
Jan 8, 2010
I like my women like I like my math -- easy and at a high school level.
I like my women like I like my math -- pure and beautiful -- NOT complex and irrational.
I like my women like I like my math tests -- full of problems and easy to cheat on.
I like my women like I like my math tests -- easy and multiple choice.
I like my women like I like my math problems -- simple and easy.
Click to read the rest of this entry...I like my women like I like my math -- pure and beautiful -- NOT complex and irrational.
I like my women like I like my math tests -- full of problems and easy to cheat on.
I like my women like I like my math tests -- easy and multiple choice.
I like my women like I like my math problems -- simple and easy.
Sex Math Jokes
Aug 31, 2009
When Noah's ark had finally come to a rest on top of mount Ararat,
and when the waters had receded, Noah and his family - along with all
the animals - left the ark, and God told them to be fruitful and
multiply upon the earth.
But after all those months under deck on an overcrowded ark, none of the animals was in the mood for sex anymore. Noah, who knew all too well what God could do in his wrath if his creatures were disobedient, got desperate.
Click to read the rest of this entry...But after all those months under deck on an overcrowded ark, none of the animals was in the mood for sex anymore. Noah, who knew all too well what God could do in his wrath if his creatures were disobedient, got desperate.
How mathematicians do it...
Aug 30, 2009
Aerodynamicists do it in drag.
Algebraists do it by symbolic manipulation.
Algebraists do it in a ring, in fields, in groups.
Analysts do it continuously and smoothly.
Applied mathematicians do it by computer simulation.
Click to read the rest of this entry...Algebraists do it by symbolic manipulation.
Algebraists do it in a ring, in fields, in groups.
Analysts do it continuously and smoothly.
Applied mathematicians do it by computer simulation.
Sex Math Joke: A Complete Fail
Aug 27, 2009
There is a "sex math" trick that floated around the internet back in the day... it can be found at these places:
http://www.allfunnypictures.com/pages/sexmath.html
http://somethinbeautiful.blogspot.com/2008/11/amazing-sex-mathematics.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/sex_mathematics.htm
The only problem is this trick ONLY works if the year is 2003. Basically, the trick goes like this:
Click to read the rest of this entry...http://www.allfunnypictures.com/pages/sexmath.html
http://somethinbeautiful.blogspot.com/2008/11/amazing-sex-mathematics.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/sex_mathematics.htm
The only problem is this trick ONLY works if the year is 2003. Basically, the trick goes like this:
Math Sex Jokes
Jul 22, 2009
Are you 2x? Because I want to integrate you from 10 to 13!
I derived your mom last night.
It was f prime.
How is sex like math?
1. Half the time I get an odd result.
2. If my hands aren't enough, I end up using my head.
3. I always wonder how the person next to me is doing on his work.
4. My average at each is pretty dismal.
Click to read the rest of this entry...I derived your mom last night.
It was f prime.
How is sex like math?
1. Half the time I get an odd result.
2. If my hands aren't enough, I end up using my head.
3. I always wonder how the person next to me is doing on his work.
4. My average at each is pretty dismal.
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