This is just a small collection of some funny google suggestions.

The first one is "how to make"... ummm...

Boing Boing had a post titled "The Nerdy Dozens", where on Xeni Jardin's twitter account a bunch of very nerdy "yo momma" jokes appeared. A lot of these were hilarious, so to preserve the ingenuity I collected the most nerdiest ones. Kudos to those who came up with these! Starting with my favorites:

• Yo mamma so fat, China uses her to block the internet.
• Yo mama so fat pkzip can't compress her.
• Yo momma so fat, it takes 5 warlocks to summon her.
• Yo momma so fat you gotta address her in 128 bit.
• Yo momma so fat they mapped her for Google street view.
• Yo momma so old she goes on carbon dates.
• Yo momma so stupid, she's currently on a quest for the Head of Vecna.
• Your momma is so mean she stole the walrus' bukkit and ate kitteh's cheezburger.
• Yo momma so mean she has no standard deviation.